I don't mean to sound like a dick. I really don't. But the exact moment you told me you were shacking up with her again? I knew it was going to be complete bullshit like this.
Can you believe her? Can you believe her? While things with Sam are still completely tearing him up, she makes a post about-- I don't even know WHAT she was talking about!
It's fine. Look, she's always been like that. I know it and Sam knows it, and I'm not gonna ask him why he's still putting up with her...I'm really not in any place to do that.
But you're right. It's not right and I think he deserves better than that.
Something else that makes me irrationally angry is that show you like so much. I was grading papers and it was on in the background. Honestly, Roberto, it has absolutely no plot.
It does too! He's a private investigator that gets hired to solve people's problems for them! It just has really rad cars and hot chicks added to make it cooler!
You'll be back here soon enough. We can even try to go out for dinner again and maybe this time we won't end up sitting on a park bench eating something from a vendor.
[voicemail]
Can you please pick up some milk? We're out. Thank you.
... and seriously, record a new message.
[CALLING BACK]
[CALLING]
[CALLING]
How you doin'?
[CALLING]
[CALLING]
[CALLING]
[CALLING]
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[DING! sound. He's totally paying for your milk.]
[CALLING]
[CALLING]
[Cha-ching!]
[CALLING]
[CALLING]
[CALLING]
[CALLING]
[CALLING]
Are you positive I can't talk you out of that ridiculous message? I'm cringing just thinking about other people hearing it.
[CALLING]
[CALLING]
[CALLING]
[CALLING]
I'll talk to you later, then.
[/hangs up!
You can't see it but she is so amused on the other end.]
no subject
She so does.
[CALLING]
[CALLING]
[CALLING]
Ah need to tell you somethin'.
[CALLING]
[There's a pause because OMG SAM IS USING HIS SERIOUS VOICE]
Over the phone, or...?
[CALLING]
[CALLING]
[CALLING]
[GIANT FUCKING PAUSE THIS MEANS HE HAS TO FUCKING SAY IT AND HE DOESN'T LIKE SAYING IT AT ALL.]
Amara knows...about when...you and Tabby were...
[CALLING]
What.
[CALLING]
[CALLING]
[CALLING]
[CALLING]
Well that's great.
[CALLING]
[CALLING]
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I don't mean to sound like a dick. I really don't. But the exact moment you told me you were shacking up with her again? I knew it was going to be complete bullshit like this.
[CALLING]
She's different now.
[CALLING]
[CALLING]
[CALLING]
[CALLING]
[CALLING]
[CALLING]
[CALLING]
Yeah. Not cool.
[CALLING]
[CALLING]
[Pausing.]
Thanks, man.
[CALLING]
[Pausing too]
Ah'll see you later, Bobby. Ah got stuff to do.
[And by stuff he means fly through the air and sulk.]
[CALLING]
[CALLING]
[HANGS UP]
[calling]
[calling]
[calling]
Can you believe her? Can you believe her? While things with Sam are still completely tearing him up, she makes a post about-- I don't even know WHAT she was talking about!
[calling]
[PAUSE]
...You okay?
[calling]
[There is most definitely the sound of things falling off her bookshelves and walls.]
-- is just talking utter nonsense instead of fixing it!
[calling]
All.
The.
Time.
[calling]
How can anyone?!
[calling]
[Not answering that question because LOL ouch]
I don't know.
[calling]
I'm sorry, I didn't mean it the way it came out.
[calling]
But you're right. It's not right and I think he deserves better than that.
[calling]
I don't even know why I called you. This is ridiculous.
[calling]
You can call me if you're pissy about something. I don't mind.
[calling]
[Backhanded compliment? Yes.]
[calling]
[Said for the lulz, obviously]
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[calling]
[text]
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don't say a word or she'll light me on fire
[text]
i knew it!
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i'm going to a party with amara now
CYA
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[text; forward dated to the third]
lmfao bobby this is hilarious
[text; forward dated to the third]
i'm saving this forever