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...... Roberto, what is that stupid message? Honestly.

Can you please pick up some milk? We're out. Thank you.

... and seriously, record a new message.

I'll get you your milk, menina, but I'll have you know that I recorded that for you.

... gross.

If by gross you mean 'delicious' then yes.

How you doin'?

Waiting to eat cereal.

Oooh, what kind of man would I be to make you wait long, huh?

Are you really keeping that message forever?

Only because you commented on it, menina.

[There is just MASSIVE SIGHING.]

[Very quiet and playful laughing.]

You're terrible, do you know that?

Do you hate me for it?

[DING! sound. He's totally paying for your milk.]

Only sometimes.

I knew it.

[Cha-ching!]

Thank you for the milk.

Anytime, menina. Just call me, huh?

Well aren't you Mr. Reliable today?

I can be when I put my mind to it!

Too bad that happens once every leap year.

Are you positive I can't talk you out of that ridiculous message? I'm cringing just thinking about other people hearing it.

Ouch! I go and get you milk and you still can't appreciate my natural charm.

Natural charm implies that you are charming without trying.

Are you saying that you don't agree with that sentiment?

Hm.

I'll talk to you later, then.

[/hangs up!

You can't see it but she is so amused on the other end.]

[Snaps his phone shut and grins proudly at his own actions]

She so does.

'Sup budday!

[You can hear wind. He's obviously flying.]

Ah need to tell you somethin'.

Uh. Okay.

[There's a pause because OMG SAM IS USING HIS SERIOUS VOICE]

Over the phone, or...?

The phone's fine. Brace yourself.

Seriously who the hell died?

Nobody.

[GIANT FUCKING PAUSE THIS MEANS HE HAS TO FUCKING SAY IT AND HE DOESN'T LIKE SAYING IT AT ALL.]

Amara knows...about when...you and Tabby were...

[LOOOOOOOOOONG PAUSE]

What.

Tabby. Told. Her.

Why?

Because Amara wasn't sure you liked her, and Tabby wanted to convince her cause you..dated before so she'd know.

Edited 2010-01-06 01:12 (UTC)

Oh so she's suddenly an expert.

Well that's great.

Ah just...thought you should know.

What I want to know is what Amara's got to do with this. What's the deal, man? Tabby trying to make me look like a piece of shit or something!?

They talked about it awhile ago, apparently. So Ah dunno.

I should've figured she wouldn't have been able to keep her big trap shut!

Well it doesn't even matter to her.

Well it matters to me, and I don't want to hear about it again. You and me and past that.

Ah know Bobby. Ah'm not mad at you.

Sam.

I don't mean to sound like a dick. I really don't. But the exact moment you told me you were shacking up with her again? I knew it was going to be complete bullshit like this.

Yeah, well Ah didn't expect her to--

She's different now.

Different how.

She just acts different. Ah dunno. Seems like her head got messed with or somethin'.

For real? So what, she's bitchier than normal now?

No.

Then what!?

It's hard to explain. She just acts different than she used to.

Look, I don't think I want to talk about her anymore. I'm going to have to talk to Amara about this now, and that's...

Yeah. Not cool.

Ah don't want to talk about her either, Ah just thought you should know.

...

[Pausing.]

Thanks, man.

Yeah...

[Pausing too]

Ah'll see you later, Bobby. Ah got stuff to do.

[And by stuff he means fly through the air and sulk.]

S'cool. Take it easy.

You too. See ya later.

[HANGS UP]

[RING RING RING PICK UP YOUR PHONE BEFORE AMARA SINKS THE CITY INTO A GIANT VOLCANO]

Whassup?

[There is no usual polite greeting.]

Can you believe her? Can you believe her? While things with Sam are still completely tearing him up, she makes a post about-- I don't even know WHAT she was talking about!

Yeah, that's called Tabby speak. I think you have to be on a similar intelligence level to understand it.

[PAUSE]

...You okay?

No I am not okay!! Sam is so upset and she--

[There is most definitely the sound of things falling off her bookshelves and walls.]

-- is just talking utter nonsense instead of fixing it!

'Mara, I know. That's...what she does.

All.

The.

Time.

How can Sam STAND this?!

How can anyone?!

I--

[Not answering that question because LOL ouch]

I don't know.

[There is a pause in her ranting. And stuff finally stops rattling in the background.]

I'm sorry, I didn't mean it the way it came out.

It's fine. Look, she's always been like that. I know it and Sam knows it, and I'm not gonna ask him why he's still putting up with her...I'm really not in any place to do that.

But you're right. It's not right and I think he deserves better than that.

[Amara sighs, anger dissipated in the face of lol insulting Roberto by accident.]

I don't even know why I called you. This is ridiculous.

[Awkward little pause goes here]

You can call me if you're pissy about something. I don't mind.

Who else could understand my irrational anger but you?

[Backhanded compliment? Yes.]

Hey now, I'm the master of irrational anger.

[Said for the lulz, obviously]

I'm not arguing that. The proof lies in all the public property you've destroyed over the years.

Well at least you've got an expert to rant to.

Yes, you're good for something after all.

Ouch. You wound me.

Something else that makes me irrationally angry is that show you like so much. I was grading papers and it was on in the background. Honestly, Roberto, it has absolutely no plot.

It does too! He's a private investigator that gets hired to solve people's problems for them! It just has really rad cars and hot chicks added to make it cooler!

It seems like the whole show is just about him trying to figure out how to sleep with women.

Get real, Amara! The chicks try and score with him!

It's not realistic at all. He's not even that good looking.

It was the 80s! That's practically a whole different subculture, menina.

I'm going to hang up before you start proclaiming your undying love to a television character.

You'll learn someday, baby.

Amara misses you so much

srsly?

i can tell

don't say a word or she'll light me on fire

Pffft i knew she would, dude

i knew it!

she totally does it's so cute

thanks 4 the heads up man. it sux here

when are y'all coming back

IDK End of the week maybe? depends how crabby cable is i guess

maybe dom'll keep him in a good mood

i hope so. least i got dani here tho so thats cool

wait till you get back my mom is probably gonna slap you at least once. she's already hit me like four times

she thinks im charming dude

roberto i'm gonna kill you

iluuuuuuuuuuu sam

ih8u

no u

tell ur mom i said hi

guess what bobby

i'm going to a party with amara now

CYA

worst friend ever

ur the one who sent me that picture

cherish it amigo

awwww man thats what i wish i could see right now like you wouldnt believe

Is the mission that boring?

not boring. just bad. its really bad here.

You'll be back here soon enough. We can even try to go out for dinner again and maybe this time we won't end up sitting on a park bench eating something from a vendor.

i'm amazed i haven't blown all my date chances with you at this rate

At least they are never boring.

No, they never are. even if they end up in lame places, i always like them

Even if my shoes end up ruined.

one of these days I will totally have enough money to buy you new ones! nice ones too

I'm going to hold you to that.

You should, menina

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lmfao bobby this is hilarious

lol where did u find that even

i'm saving this forever

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